[He's about to ask why he wouldn't call it weird - because it's weird!! - but the conversation seems to be moving right along, so you know, whatever.]

Uhhh yeah. These.

[He reaches into one pajama pocket, removes the note. He then reaches into the other...

... and removes this gigantic, flat piece of technology that looks like a phone, if a phone had been injected with growth hormones. Seriously, even as he's holding it up for Yukio to look at the screen, it looks like it's stretching his fingers just hold it!]

What the hell is this supposed to be, anyway? Is it a phone? 'cause it's got the little picture of a phone on the bottom row of things, but... It's huge!