✰ welcome, welcome.

[dilithium]

you're new here, aren't you? you have that look about you. like the proverbial deer in the headlights - but don't worry, you'll get used to it soon enough.
after all, you might just be here for a while. why not make the most of it?

the room you've woken up in - it's yours. pretty nice, isn't it? we want everyone to enjoy their stay here, and that means providing decent amenities. the beds are soft, the roofs don't leak, and best of all? it's free of charge.

it's all on us. you're welcome.
feel free to roam about - it's not like you're a prisoner, or anything. and there really is a lot to see here, so go on ahead, knock yourself out. have fun. explore.
but i wouldn't go too far, if i were you.

does that sound ominous?
ah, well. like i said. you'll get used to it soon enough.

.welcome to siaion.

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[hitojichi]

[That is exactly his point.

it's a travesty. language has gone to hell. woe.

He pokes through the thing, flipping between screens and pressing buttons and whatnot. It's enough to make it beep in protest, at one point, but he just snorts and keeps on going. (Of course)]

And I bet if you used mine for a clipboard you'd break the stupid thing. Forget it! Yours is so much more useful - how is that far?!

[But he hands it back to him, even if he's scowling a little.]

This place makes no damn sense.